Welcome to Earth, enjoy your stay!
It won’t be long but that’s okay!

New to being a human being?
Seeing is believing but believing’s not seeing!

I hope you can count and read and write!
I hope you can get to sleep at night!

Are you having a bit of emotional pain?
Unsure about all of those things in your brain?

Don’t worry! You’re not crazy! Just
a bit messed up like the rest of us!

Have a little drink, do a little sin!
You look a little tired — you’ll fit right in!